Joking aside, California looks like one big "safe space" for feral swine.
And what's with that one county in Far North Dakota? Wooly Swine? I might suspect genetic modification to bring back an extinct specie...
Maybe joking, I don't see Washington DC indicated on the map... Insert non-PC joke here.
I do hear that feral pork tastes much better than domestically raised hogs.
Once the feral swine herds reach a size big enough to start attacking railroad trains, there will be a call for "culling" and the price of Bacon should fall.
I can see a market for Feral Bacon, branded by State of origin and perhaps political affiliation.
Snowflake Bacon - The Other White Meat (All kinds of politically incorrect)
Congressional Pork - Our Pork Barrels Are Just Bigger!
AllState Roadkill - Our Bacon Is PreFlattened For Easy Frying!
Berkeley Bacon - Smoked Over Burning Textbooks By Jobless Grad Students!
Feel free to pursue this meme as you desire... The PC police will prosecute once The Judge is back from Boar hunting on their private estate.
Until this is picked up by the media, Bacon prices will remain unstable and expected to rise.
Do You Know Where Your Bacon Price Is Right Now?