I wonder how they plan on handling the whole passport problem? Going from one county to another might require strip searches and invasive probing. And trying to shut down the internet because it offended someone might be tricky. Of course there will always be "fifth column" insurgents trying to move GMO foods to the coast. Most of the Gold is still in the western side too, bet they didn't think of that!
How inconsiderate of the secessionists to not consider how much ridicule must be endured by "snowflakes" who flock to the new state. Fortunately, the University system is heavy on psychology and sociology majors, ready to console the offended and grieving.
Am I being to unkind? Do Californians really deserve my derision? Probably and yes...
I apologize to all of our group members who still reside in The Great State of California. Refugees will be subject to extreme vetting, but probably allowed to emigrate. Forms must be filed in quintuplicate with the US embassy Sacramento. Pony Express services are expected to remain operational during the transition, but some delayed deliveries will occur.
I'll stop now and go back to the bunker. More planning is needed.