California, again... Wants to secede

[TWP]

I wonder how they plan on handling the whole passport problem?  Going from one county to another might require strip searches and invasive probing.  And trying to shut down the internet because it offended someone might be tricky.   Of course there will always be "fifth column" insurgents trying to move GMO foods to the coast.  Most of the Gold is still in the western side too,  bet they didn't think of that!

How inconsiderate of the secessionists to not consider how much ridicule must be endured by "snowflakes" who flock to the new state.  Fortunately, the University system is heavy on psychology and sociology majors, ready to console the offended and grieving.

Am I being to unkind?  Do Californians really deserve my derision? Probably and yes...

I apologize to all of our group members who still reside in The Great State of California.  Refugees will be subject to extreme vetting, but probably allowed to emigrate.  Forms must be filed in quintuplicate with the US embassy Sacramento.  Pony Express services are expected to remain operational during the transition, but some delayed deliveries will occur.

I'll stop now and go back to the bunker.  More planning is needed.

[230gr]

They would probably be over run by Mexico in short order anyway.

[xoruss]

They haven't been overrun already?

[TWP]

I need to run out and restock on tinfoil, back shortly.

If I don't make it back, please feed the snowflakes outside my window.

Sorry, but I'm having too much fun with the whole meme and it's going to last for months or years (chuckling to himself).

What about foreign student exchange?  Will Western California accept students from other countries?  Do their college credits in Mass Protesting, Gender Fluidity, Body Surfing and Cappuccino Blending still count toward a degree? 

Somebody stop me before I embarrass myself...

[pqtb]

Just build a wall along the country of PRK.   Who remembers the movie Escape from New York? 

[230gr]

Isn't East LA like that now?

[pqtb]

no wall and arm guards to keep the residents in place.

[230gr]

Too racist?

[xoruss]

Too truthful 230gr

[pqtb]

I am equal opportunity.  Enclose all libtards in that region regardless of race, religion, country of origin or sexual orientation.  You can even say it is for their own benefit as it will be a gun free zone.