Warning: black humor follows...
Now, should we trust news reported by CNN? (another acronym...)
And where are the calls to repeal gravity? TPTB (acronym warning) are missing a chance here. How long does it take to print up posters: "Resist Gravity!", "Push Back Against Gravity!", "Don't Let Gravity Get You Down!"... I could go on, but won't...
The situation in the middle east has caused me to raise my threat analysis rating twice, this year alone.
I'd be more worried except for the fact that that conflict is over a thousand years old and still active. The only thing that has changed is the variety and nature of the weapons available.